Not Old.

For some reason all the 24-year-old people I know (including me) have decided at some point this year to make it known that  either now or sometime soon they would consider themselves "old." At this announcement, everyone around has to scoff and say "you aren't old at all!"  

"Our friends are getting married.  We're so old."

"We're taking appetizers to a party.  We're old."

"My ex-girlfriend has a child who is old enough to say my name.  I'm old."

etc...

Well, after a rejuvenating week at the beach I came back to my apartment to find this in my mail:

I win.  But in the most losing way possible.